Crazy stories
When we were kids, my buddy would take his dads Nissan SUV POS out. Theres a street that goes up at like a 35 degree angle. He would pull onto the street. Stop. Put in in neutral and rev the engine as it rolled backwards, then drop it into drive.
This one kid that I went to high school with claimed that his mid-90's dodge neon was the fastest car in the school. Not only did he believe it, he had other (completely unknowledgeable) people claiming it was as well. As far as I could tell, it was 100% stock with a fart can. This was about 3 years ago when I was a senior, and the way our high school worked was that since there were a lot of small places to eat in the area, we had out for lunch. And this same kid would floor it from stop sign to stop sign (which were about 40 feet apart lol) and blast crappy music. Keep in mind that there were kids at the school with camaros, mustangs, cobras, etc. so to claim to be the fastest in the school is an extremely bold statement.
To make a long story short one day he was doing his little ricer drive by's around campus and crashed into a stop sign. He was fine, but messed up the car pretty bad.
To make a long story short one day he was doing his little ricer drive by's around campus and crashed into a stop sign. He was fine, but messed up the car pretty bad.
last year befor we all started drivin we would tlak about the cars we were gonna be getin like just kids in my class and me and supposedlylike halfof them were gonna have like big block pickups and this one kid aid he ahd a 69 camaro he was gonna bring to school, and i felt kinda crappy cuz i thought my camaro with the smallblock was cool till then and they all like said it was slow to their cars/trucks.........i brought the camaro and they all brougth little civics and stuff or beat up s-10's ..... apperently none of their cars are street legal now.......
I got a good story for yall. A good friend of mine continuely lies to me about sprayin his car, even though he is clearly spraying it. I call him out on it numerous times. Sayin stuff like "You are sprayin that car" "You are a hoser" "You spray it and are on DR and still barely got a better time than me". He always replys 'Im not sprayin my car' Well the other night I decided to get some hard evidence on this guy, because he simply will not let me look under the hood. So I remeber that he is a memeber of this site and that I also am I just havent posted in a long time. Well I log on, find him and look at some of his post. On the third one I strick gold, he clearly says "oh and I have a 75 dry shot on my car" I have dropped him hints that I have found out. He doesn't seem to know yet, but I want to make this as funny as possible so maybe he will read this before he puts the puzzle together.
So Big_Bird_1985 for your information you just got PwNed
So Big_Bird_1985 for your information you just got PwNed
when i was in high school there was this kid with a nova. he knew that my dad had a camaro and he asked me what it ran. i told him with the motor my dad built when he was 19 it ran 11.70 at 120. he then told me "i would smoke that!" i asked him what his nova ran. he told me 6 flat.....i asked 1/4 mile...or 1/8...he said 1/4 mile..so i said you know that's over 220 MPH to reach that. i asked what it had in it, just a 350 small block.
after my dad got his new motor later that year he asked about it. i told him the basic specs 500+ HP could run mid to low 10s. he then told me that his dads car he haaaaad ran a 5 flat, but the motor "exploded" after the run....
after my dad got his new motor later that year he asked about it. i told him the basic specs 500+ HP could run mid to low 10s. he then told me that his dads car he haaaaad ran a 5 flat, but the motor "exploded" after the run....
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I got a good story for yall. A good friend of mine continuely lies to me about sprayin his car, even though he is clearly spraying it. I call him out on it numerous times. Sayin stuff like "You are sprayin that car" "You are a hoser" "You spray it and are on DR and still barely got a better time than me". He always replys 'Im not sprayin my car' Well the other night I decided to get some hard evidence on this guy, because he simply will not let me look under the hood. So I remeber that he is a memeber of this site and that I also am I just havent posted in a long time. Well I log on, find him and look at some of his post. On the third one I strick gold, he clearly says "oh and I have a 75 dry shot on my car" I have dropped him hints that I have found out. He doesn't seem to know yet, but I want to make this as funny as possible so maybe he will read this before he puts the puzzle together.
So Big_Bird_1985 for your information you just got PwNed
I got a good story for yall. A good friend of mine continuely lies to me about sprayin his car, even though he is clearly spraying it. I call him out on it numerous times. Sayin stuff like "You are sprayin that car" "You are a hoser" "You spray it and are on DR and still barely got a better time than me". He always replys 'Im not sprayin my car' Well the other night I decided to get some hard evidence on this guy, because he simply will not let me look under the hood. So I remeber that he is a memeber of this site and that I also am I just havent posted in a long time. Well I log on, find him and look at some of his post. On the third one I strick gold, he clearly says "oh and I have a 75 dry shot on my car" I have dropped him hints that I have found out. He doesn't seem to know yet, but I want to make this as funny as possible so maybe he will read this before he puts the puzzle together.
So Big_Bird_1985 for your information you just got PwNed
I like this one lol
Here's a crazy story for ya, My friend tells me that he can find a 1960s cobra in his neighborhood in near mint condition for 2 grand. 1.) The best car in the neighborhood he lives in is the caddy escalade his mom has. 2) He thinks getting a new rx8 would kill anyone in the country. 3) He says a stock skyline pops 1000 HP, and heres the funny part, he believes it. He also says his stock 96 or whatever VW Jetta would kill my 5.7 TPI V8 anyday. I dont know whats funnier, the story or the fact he believes it lol
Here's a crazy story for ya, My friend tells me that he can find a 1960s cobra in his neighborhood in near mint condition for 2 grand. 1.) The best car in the neighborhood he lives in is the caddy escalade his mom has. 2) He thinks getting a new rx8 would kill anyone in the country. 3) He says a stock skyline pops 1000 HP, and heres the funny part, he believes it. He also says his stock 96 or whatever VW Jetta would kill my 5.7 TPI V8 anyday. I dont know whats funnier, the story or the fact he believes it lol


