found these on the internet:

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Design Of Diabolical German Engineer
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere
Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine
Don't Our Dealers Gouge Everyone
Dodge Neon: Need Engine Overhauled Now

 

The cop had me on the gun, in this town theres no gettin out of it. It's been about five years since my last ticket, so, I figured it was time to pay my bit for road useage. Besides he could have got me for no seatbelt and straight dumps but did'nt