I'll bet Gorn didn't tell you he uses the venemous type snake oil, did he? I wouldn't touch that stuff with a ten-foot python. That's why it didn't pass those rigorous field tests, it causes any vinyl or leather to shrivel up and die instantly. And oh man, get it on you skin? Careful your hand doesn't fall right off and hit you in the foot.
I can get you my SSN and DOB as soon as I remember them. Would you like my bank account info too?

 

Ok, I'll trust you on the snake oil. You seem like a trust worthy fellow. Matter of fact, don't bother with your DOB or SSN, just send me a blank check and I can get your bank info off that ok? I'll send you my P.O. box number and don't forget to put the proper postage on the envelope ok?

You sure are a swell fellow. It's hard to find honest people like yourself anymore :-)

 

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