i drew a bicycle in my notebook today with neons and flames and a wing no make that 5 wings and a body kit and sure enough a spaceship pulled up next to me and ask me if i wanted to run it and i walked him afterwards i told him how i bought the notebook at walmart and the pen at staples and then he took my notebook for research and i was like wow

 

I can't believe this is still going on. There's a real black henessey two doors down from me sitting in the nieghbors grage. He eat me alive but I think with some naws stickers, rs spoiler, gutted cats, and mayb just mayb this new evo body kit wll make me more areodynamic enough to beat him. What you guys think acouple of skunk2, 3 venom, a honda forever sticker and I'm thinking a big ol camaro sticker going across my windshield should be able to take him....right?

 

Only if you swap down to a 3.8 V6 with a gutted cat.

 

b b b b b b b bull S***

 

Guys im telling you, this one time i ate this wierd mushroom and my camaro grew like 20 v8s and this guy with his gutted 3.4 still ate me alive

 

I am not sure if we have mentioned this yet, but here is what is happening -

Gutting the cat reduces backpressure so much that it becomes vastly negative (somewhat like scavenging in headers). This creates a HUGE suction force which travels backwards through the engine and out of the intake. What actually propels you along then is not the power to the wheels, but the force of sucking in so much air in front of you. Its a reverse jet engine.

 

Wow, so theoreticelly with a large exhaust gutted cat and headers he could beat a veyron and it would remove revlimiters... this guy is amazing

 

At this point, all I can say is that vampire threads never really die. After a year someone must have pulled the wooden stake out of its heart.

 

Im just saying that if I were to get multicolored lightweight titanium lug nuts for my Cobalt, I can smoke a Viper too

 

Im gonna swap out my ls1 for a turbocharged vtech inline 4 banger....viper, zr1 vette, Lambo, you name it Imma beat it !!