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Jun 29, 2009 | 11:04 PM

#1561

Saint_Ali

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McDonalds ftw

Jun 30, 2009 | 06:07 AM

#1562

cplthomas

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Pete, you make me laugh.

Jul 5, 2009 | 06:22 PM

#1563

cbr600rx7

NOOO they be stealin' my bucket

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Ummm Mcdonalds

Jul 6, 2009 | 02:25 PM

#1564

95slvrZ28

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Quote:

Originally Posted by z28pete

As an object travels close to the speed of light, its mass approaches infinity. So be careful when using gutted cats, as the extraordinary speed will make you extraordinary fat.

Also don't forget about length dilation. Not only do you become extremely heavy, but you become infinitely long as well

Jul 6, 2009 | 02:26 PM

#1565

SpecterGT260

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 95slvrZ28

Also don't forget about length dilation. Not only do you become extremely heavy, but you become infinitely long as well

thats why im so popular with the ladies

Jul 7, 2009 | 04:56 PM

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95slvrZ28

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Jul 7, 2009 | 09:22 PM

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z28pete

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 95slvrZ28

Also don't forget about length dilation. Not only do you become extremely heavy, but you become infinitely long as well

Being that the universe is curved, it would stand to reason that as one becomes extremely long, then one's head will stretch around the universe and reach extremely close to one's butt. Threfore, it's important to avoid farthing when using a gutted cat.

Last edited by z28pete; Jul 7, 2009 at 09:25 PM.