Before school i went and got a pack of smokes and a red bull. Im standing against my car in the parking lot doing my thing and this dude in a riced CRX pulls in next to me and almost runs over my toes. ( not like it would have hurt is a go-kart with a body) Now when i say riced, i mean it was RRIIICEEE. Wing that was white body that looked like flat black wall mart special spray paint, ugly rims and a ram hair hood. The dude gets out and walks in to the gas station. Im finishing up my cigarette and he comes back out and asked about my car.

him:how much HP you got?
ME:290ish
him:BS
ME:what about you
him:120 baby
ME:.......
him:you want to go?
ME:wot your kidding right?
him:no really your slow *** Z28 cant touch me
ME:your really really serious?
him:yeah, lets go.
(at this point its pretty apparent he doesn't know a thing about cars)
me: alright lets go.

We get on the free way, i stay in low gear. He does 3 honks......aaaaaannnnnd I'm pretty sure you know what happened next. My LT1 ate up some rice. Don't you love that sound when you have rice in the intake? I hit about 90 get in front of him at about 6 lengths ahead and let my boot do the work. 110, 120....i can just see his slow a$$ fading away. all and all, nice day.

 

You slow down and give him a thumbs up?

 

Lol should have.

 

It is best to make those who talk a big game feel like an idiot when you can.

 

oh god. these stories make me miss my car so bad [&o]

 

it's even funnier when you can do that in a 4 ton truck

 

or your moms mini van (thats another story )

 

reminds me of this lancer i raced a few weeks back lol. The new ones, that mivec 4 **** lol. Tells me he goes 0-60 in like 4 seconds or something and said v8's just waste gas or something, was not even funny.

 

Should of put some skin in the game. Coulda made some easy money

 

if i had any faith that he would have paid me i would have.