So this kid from work just got a 01 Integra LS yesterday. I stopped by to check out the car - was in pretty good condition,pretty much stock,nothing bad about it really. Then he starts talking about how its really damn fast, so we decide to race. We go from a dig. Right off the start I had a large jump on him and then kept pulling away all through first, second and third until I dropped it at about 80-85.
Then we stopped and talked. First thing he says "man, I think I missed first gear"......

I was cracking up my entire way home.

 

thats pathetic to even miss 1st. i usually put it in fisrt then go. but then again ive heard someone tell me they lost because their exhaust cannon wasnt on the car[>:]like it adds more than 2 hp

 

the best ive heard was when i raced a sebring back in the day, after i beat him, he said his cold air intake wasnt working.

 

missed first gear?[sm=bangbang.gif]
how the fxck do you miss first?!?!?!?!

better have sneezed or had wet shoes on the clutch
or...........
WTF stoooopid ricers

although my one friend was driving my old accord 5 speed i sold him
cold air/fart can/flame stickersbut ibought it like that to beat on ($500)
and when heshifted to secondwhile racing me in my truck the radio slid out of the dash and smashed his hand and got stuck so he couldnt shift to 3rd
ahahaha
that was the best excuse cause it was true

 

so what gear did he start in ?

 

hahahahaha..................

 

Bet you he doesn't even know!

 

Thats what I was wondering lol, wouldn't you just sit in first with the clutch in? lol

 

yap sounds like a ricer

 

he probably sat in neutral the whole time and thinking he was actually moving