ovlh8er? How did you know!? lol jk i <3 ovlh8er. He knows how to sweet talk the ladies (leg hump)

 

Maybe I should start taking notes or something... I could use em..

Single for 1.5yrs ftmfl...[X(]

BUT, next time I'm trying to, ahem, "holla", I'll just skip the small talk and jump on her leg. Apparently that works pretty well.

 

I used to own a mopar

 

...Good luck with that.

 

yeah, that does work well...





if you want to get b*tch slapped!

 

ugh. I pass. No leg humping, please. It just doesnt do anything for me, ya know?

 

Atleast he'd be getting more action than hes getting now. [sm=icon_rofl.gif]


jp

 

HEY. I take offense to that. It's not my fault I ainst no ho. I'm just waiting for the right girl. My first relationship (and basically only relationship) lasted a whopping 13 months (keep in mind, this was in like 10th grade), so I don't see the point of jumping into a relationship if it only seems like it'll last 2 or 3 months.

Maybe I'll just stick to being the slightly awkward, yet humurous and nice, guy who never has any luck...[&:]

Also, I hate rain.

And just kidding about that taking offense part

 

/Cue awkwardness.

 

Lol, I like how all the other new member threads get like 12 replies and this one is over 5 pages as soon as a new girl comes on the site, c'mon guys, you gotta act like you don't want them, then they'll come haha.