Today I was "Beat" by a v6 firebird with a ws6 hood. mostly because I wasnt aware we were about to race in the MALL PARKING LOT, and because the alotted space was only good for about 1st gear. Granted, it was a blond chick, but i bet her bf in the pass seat actually thought it was legit.So here are some rules when attempting to race somebody:

 

1. Make sure the other guy knows you are racing. Premature launches are just as embarrassing as premature ejaculations.

 

2. Going from a dig, if you cannot get up to around 70mph dont even bother. Saying you can "get him out of the hole" is another way of saying "My car is incapable of spinning the tires from a stop"

 

3. Dont initiate a racein a freaking MALL PARKING LOT!

 

these will all be copied to the first post once everything is fixed and long posts are supported again

 

# 5 there should be a legit 3 honks on 3rd honk you go! stop the trying to talk and drive on all the you tube views it looks stupid lol.

 

best.....quote....ever....

 

6: ignore idiots who want to race with slow cars[8D]

 

aw but then what do you get to wave at when you smash the gas.lol

 

I was referring to the geo that wanted to race me