wat is the best thing to use to get sap off my car??

 

sap remover.

 

o .... lmao ok

 

or instead of going out and buying sap remover... you could just build a time machine in your basement and then you could go back in time to where you parked under that terrible terrible tree that sapped all over your car then go and tell yourself hey hey dont park under that tree your gonna regret it but then if the past you like disagrees be like dude trust me your not gonna like it that tree is gonna get sap all over your car and then its gonna be like dirty and your gonna have to go on camaroforums.com and make a post about getting sap off your car so you really dont wanna park under that tree and then the past you disagrees with the present you AGAIN so your like okay **** you im gonna leave and guess what your car is GONNA get dirty and i told you so but its okay cause your a ***** and dont listen but really wat your gonna do is your gonna wait til the past you leaves and then your gonna go get an axe or a chainsaw and chop the tree down while making sure it doesnt land on ur car and be like mwahaha past me try and park under the tree now hoe!!! and then ur gonna be like whooooosh and run back into your basement and go back to the present time and then dismantle the time machine so the CIA doesnt find out about it and then act like nothing happened but then youll go outside and look at your car and therell be no sap on it and youll be happy and then this whole thread will CEASE TO EXIST cause you never needed to post it or you could just do what bluolvh8r said and get some sap remover but if u dont want to then theres always the time machine idea.

 

or you could put a flux capacitor in the ss but it prolly dont do 88 mph anyhow...

 

Only with the gutted cat.

 

Turtle Wax Bug & Tar Remover. Hose off the area, spray some of that stuff, let it sit for a few minutes, then wash the area with soap and a mit. It should come right off.

 

thnx banks and for u other two ... well i lov ur ideas lol so detailed lmfao

 

Fingernail polish remover works too..

 

hows the time machine coming??? okay well ima hijack this thread. ive got some scratches on my windshield, i guess from old wipers, but anyway i heard that jewelry polish gets it out, how exactly should i go about doing that?