Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins.
A real friend is someone who takes a winter vacation on a sun-drenched beach and does not send a card. (Farmer's Almanac)
A real patriot is someone who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
A relationship is like sand in your hand. If held loosely in the palm of your hand it stays there, but as soon as you close your hand tightly it slips through your fingers.
A relationship is like that held tenderly with respect for the other person it last, but once you close your hand to hold on tightly it slips through your fingers.
A religion that is small enough for us to understand would not be large enough for our needs.
A retired husband is a wife's full time job.
Are you fuel for your job or is your job fuel for you. (Prof. Preston Bottger)
Are you living for the things you are praying for? (Austin Phelps)
Are you wrinkled with burden? Come onto Church for a FAITH LIFT!
A rich person is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least.
A rookie cop was asked the following question on an examination: "How would you go about dispersing a crowd?"
He answered: "Take up an offering. That does it every time."
A rose can say I Love You. . . orchids can enthrall. . .
but a weed bouquet in a chubby fist. . . OH MY that says it all!
Artichokes are like humans: you have to go through so much to get to the heart. (Kathy Good)
Art is work, to sell it is art.
A rumor is as hard to unspread as butter.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
A sad Texan once prayed, "Lord, I wish you would make it rain - not so much for me, I've seen it - but for my 7-year-old."
As a man begins to live more seriously within; he begins to live more simply without.
As a rule,
Man's a fool.
When it's hot,
He wants it cool.
And when it's cool,
He wants it hot,
Always wanting
What is not.