He's just a big bad meanie. Isn't he Nic? Oh and how does one grow a life?

 

How does one go about tellling one to grow a life. Would that person in theory need to grow a life also?

 

Here's an email some guy sent to the owner of the most successful neon parts shop. Notice he has a 4 cylinder engine, an inline 6, and a V6,2 ECUs, and 6 turbos sitting on an off-the-shelf mid-length header. I think he's trying to get the parts shop to resell cars he pretends to make. It's safer than a volvo, faster than a funny car, and has more creature comforts than a Bentley!

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My Dodge Neon 'Vessel Highlander' has 812 HP.I upgraded my dohc engine with air intake, pacesetter header, matrix exhaust too KlasPoR-2 which has 6 turbo's, with intercooler system, mopar computer upgrade, afx underdrive pully, nitrous works, pacesetter header, borla ex,bored throttle body, valve jop, iceman coldair twin turbo inline 6, nt ecu with interchaning chips, tanabe racing medalion exhaust system, nos nitrous kit hks evc iv boost controller, greddy turbo timer, greddy pulley kit, grex forged piston kit, hks cams, jun titaniam valve springs, jun racing valve retainers, jun racing valve guides. unorthadox undrive pullet set, greddy street perfomance exaust, ti fuel system, blitz sus air intake system, apex i neon front mount intercooler, turbo inline-6, nt ecu w/intrchng chips, tanabe racing medalion exhaust system, nos nitrous kit, hks evc iv boost controller, greddy turbo timer, greddy pulley kit, grex forged piston kit, hks cams, jun titanium valve spring retainers, jun racing valve guides, unorthodox underdrive pulley set, greddy street performance exhaust, t.i. fuel system, blitz sus air intake system, apex`i neon front mount intercooler, siznot hydrolics, the razzi body kit, jsp wing w/led, altezza tail lights, gibson squared exhaust tips, washer jet leds, xenon hid hyperwhite bulbs, 6-speed sequential, act street clutch kit, hks hiper damper suspension kit, front & rear cusco carbon fiber strut tower bar, blitz gauges, sillen cross drilled rotors & sillen brake pads, front: 18x9. rear: 45.7x27.9 - 18.0 x 11.0, sony es cdx-m770, 10o disc changer, 2x mtx rfl152 15" subs, 2x kicker resolution r25 tweeters, 8x sony mobile es speakers.

Stats with four people in the car:
0-60 mph = 2.1 Sec.
0-100 mph = 3.4 sec.
1/4 mile = 9.9 Sec.
BHP: 812
Max Speed: 281 MPH in 41 seconds with four people in the car -total weight of passangers: 581 pounds. (it could go faster but tires started to melt)
Lateral Acceleration: 0.99g

Other: This car can exceed up to 281 MPH in 41 seconds with four people in it and a 0-60mph in 2.1 seconds, it's claimed its victory as a ten second car. The car's Curb Weight is 2300 pounds but we tested it when it was 2800 pounds(four people).

Stats without the four people(1 driver):
0-60 mph = 1.99 Sec.
0-100 mph = 3.1 sec
1/4 mile = 8.29 Sec.
BHP: 812
Max Speed: 291mph, yet again the tires started to melt.
Lateral Acceleration: 0.99g

I have a garage and im going to transform it itno a production factory making over 3 dodge neons a year!

The redline is 8500 RPM. I put a $500,000 modification on this car. and sell it for $80,000 The chassis of the neon is made entirely of Cytec Aerospace carbonfibre, which weighs 100 pounds. This car picks up the chicks like crazy. It's probably safer then VOLVO! inside the car is as if your in a bentley it's not crowded at all! it's got heated seats and everything or more then a bentley has. This car can take on the McLaren and drag racers, funny cars, you name it. Everything is legal on this car, the exterior has a picture of me on it giving the thumps up, The POWERFUL V6 2.0 letre is sounds phenominal, it runs like a butterfly and stings like a bee. The transmision is smooth and doesn't fight, the turning is instant, power windows, power seats, it basicly is everything and anything a regular

 

That's pretty funny! Sounds like something off of a video game.

 

A really really bad video game.

 

I didnt realize they let you run the quater with 3 passangers in the car. Thats kind of wierd. Also didnt know they could hook up 6 turbos which would run somewhere over 60psi of boost. That my friend would blow up that block in a hot second. Also didnt know they made 2.0 v6's.

 

The Veyron has 4 turbos, haha.

 

Wow, what a moron. Not only is he stupid when in comes to cars but also when in comes to business. Half a million in mods but sells it for the price of a Viper? That sounds like a great idea.
He must have three engines in it because he has several "NOS" kits, underdrive pulleys, etc. He alsohas three sets ofdifferent brakeson his car too: Note:"sillen cross drilled rotors & sillen brake pads, front: 18x9. rear: 45.7x27.9 - 18.0 x 11.0" Those are some HUGE brakes (especially in the width department).
It is also really amazing it can donearly three hundred miles per hour without anything done to the transmission. That's quite a slow acceleration time to get to that speed too; two thirds of a minute.
It's just pure witch-craft let me tell you.

 

500k to run a 9.9 [>:]

should have just gutted the cat

 

this is even real?