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skylinrcr01 10-20-2008 11:57 AM

97 camaro v early 335i
 
lets just say it got decimated. they had 4 people in their car, it was a stick, and the guy driving wasnt the best shifter in the world.

SpecterGT260 10-20-2008 12:05 PM

RE: 97 camaro v early 335i
 
story = fail


theatrics apparently died with chivalry

cbr600rx7 10-20-2008 01:44 PM

RE: 97 camaro v early 335i
 
[sm=forgetit.gif]

02StanGT 10-20-2008 02:26 PM

RE: 97 camaro v early 335i
 
Slight exaggeration of original poster's story...



I was driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when all of a sudden I see the bright headlights in the rearview. I say to myself 'this punk has no idea what I have in store for him'. I throw a rev, to let him know I am interested, and we slow to a stop. Car turns out to be a BMW (early model) 335i w/stick shift, and 4 passengers included. I let him know that we will go on the third honk. Honk... I rev at him, honk... he revs back, honk... [sm=gears.gif]and we're off. Well I amat least, somehow the guy missed first and I get a good jump on him.I can see him catching up as I hit second gear.I quickly realize the smoke from the one tire fire was playing tricks on me and he wasn't as close as I thought. I hit a secret button which dumps oil on the ground to keep foes at bay. As soon as I catch third I hear a loud explosion, and come to find out, homeboy lost control (after slipping in the oil) and crashed into a petrified tumbleweed. The BMW had blown up! I knew cops would be showing up soon, so I hightailed it out of there. Let's just say I decimated them...

whammer3024 10-20-2008 03:02 PM

RE: 97 camaro v early 335i
 
LOL

95slvrZ28 10-20-2008 03:53 PM

RE: 97 camaro v early 335i
 
Wait...are you sure that was an exaggeration? Sounds pretty legit to me, especially the part about the oil and the tumble weed. Didn't you forget the part about when you floored it in 2nd it lifted the front wheels?

02StanGT 10-20-2008 04:02 PM

RE: 97 camaro v early 335i
 
I knew something was missing. Sorry [&:]

bobarian91 10-20-2008 09:09 PM

RE: 97 camaro v early 335i
 
Yeah, there are a lot of them petrified tumble weeds around here... they've taken out a lot of ricers 'round here.

armynatguard18 10-21-2008 01:59 AM

RE: 97 camaro v early 335i
 

ORIGINAL: 02StanGT

Slight exaggeration of original poster's story...



I was driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when all of a sudden I see the bright headlights in the rearview. I say to myself 'this punk has no idea what I have in store for him'. I throw a rev, to let him know I am interested, and we slow to a stop. Car turns out to be a BMW (early model) 335i w/stick shift, and 4 passengers included. I let him know that we will go on the third honk. Honk... I rev at him, honk... he revs back, honk... [sm=gears.gif]and we're off. Well I amat least, somehow the guy missed first and I get a good jump on him.I can see him catching up as I hit second gear.I quickly realize the smoke from the one tire fire was playing tricks on me and he wasn't as close as I thought. I hit a secret button which dumps oil on the ground to keep foes at bay. As soon as I catch third I hear a loud explosion, and come to find out, homeboy lost control (after slipping in the oil) and crashed into a petrified tumbleweed. The BMW had blown up! I knew cops would be showing up soon, so I hightailed it out of there. Let's just say I decimated them...
LOL. Dude I almost have tears rolling down my face. You are baller at creative writing, I have to give it to you. That type of writing has to be my favorite. LOL. Seriously I almost fell off my chair. Glad nobody needed help at the moment, I'm worthless hahahahahah


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