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Patrick
03-29-2005, 01:24 PM
Darwin Awards...And I think we just may have a winner...!
The following attempt at a crime spree in Washington State appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, a gun shop specializing in handguns.

2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police car parked at the front door.

4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.

Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17, the clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also fired.

The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons.

No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.

djessenz
04-25-2009, 02:43 AM
i lolled... maybe?

greenarrow
04-25-2009, 02:56 AM
that's good.

Rdot9
04-25-2009, 03:02 AM
no...

Scooch
04-25-2009, 09:30 AM
Yea, that guy was a moron. omg, its Patrick. Sup Man?

I'm gonna have to go with the Bear on the Discharging of Weapons here. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Thats ridiculous. In a close quarters situation, its a wonder none of these idiots shot each other. Thats 24 stray bullets! :rolleyes:. What a Hit/Miss Ratio these Morons had. They should have been handing out Darwin Awards all around the Gun Shop there that day. Military & Police are trained that you are supposed to actually hit your target to minimize stray bullets endangering the Public in these kinds of situations so I'm gonna assume at least the Cop hit the guy with all his spent rounds. End of Rant.

TorinoCobra070
04-25-2009, 09:42 AM
lmao, that is a great story. we need more badass vigilante type justice like this.